Keep Your Head
头脑要保持冷静！
a young man was working in the produce section of a grocery store when a customer asked him for half ahead of cabbage .
一个年轻人在一家杂货店的农产部工作，有一天一个顾客让他买半个卷心菜。
Sir，we don't sell half heads of anything。'
“老师，我们的东西连半粒都没卖出去。单击
Well、I in sist、I 0 nly want half a head。'
“哎呀，我只买半个。我只想要一半。"
I'll ask the manager。'
“我得问问经理。”
the young man walked to the manager ' s office and，not realizing that the customer had followed him，said to the manager，
那个年轻人走到老板的办公室，不知道那个顾客跟着他，他对经理说。
Sir，some asshole wants to buy just half a head of cabbage。'
“经理，只需要买半个狗屎棍。”
Turning and noticing the customer，he quickly added，
他转过身发现了那个顾客，立即补充道。
and this gentleman wants the other half。'
“而这位老师想买另一个班。单击
Later、the manager took the young man aside and said、
过了一会儿老板把他拉到一边说。
That was quick thinking，young fellow . we can use bright lads like you . if I hear of a higher position opening up，I' ll keep you
“年轻人，你反应真快。我们需要像你一样聪明的人。如果有高职位的空缺，我会记住你的。”
Sure enough，a few weeks la ter the manager told the young man that an assistant manager ' s spot had become vacant in the company ' s store in
几周后，老板告诉那个年轻人，埃德蒙顿分公司经理的职位空缺。
埃德蒙顿！" Blurted out the young man . "why、there ' s nothing in Edmonton but hookers and hockey、event hockey players、
"埃德蒙顿！"年轻人喊道。"那里只有妓女和曲棍球运动员。"
Young man，我的wife happens to come from Edmonton！'
“年轻人，我妻子来自埃德蒙顿！单击
No kidding，sir？What position does she play？'
“真的吗？经理，那她打了哪个位置？
