1、是不是美女的生活都比较坎坷，如果是这样我认输，输得一塌糊涂。
Is beauty's life more bumpy? If so, I give up. Lost in a mess.
2、一人做事一人当，我的对象谁来当。
One person works, one person is responsible, who is my boyfriend.
3、不好意思，我的童话书没有关好，让公主跑出来了。
Sorry, my fairy tale book is not closed, let the princess run out.
4、早上好，不好也行，随便你。
Good morning. It's ok if it's not good. Whatever.
5、没有故意不回你消息，只是你太重要了，我觉得回什么都配不上你。
I didn't mean not to return your information, but you are too important. I don't think anything back is worthy of you.
6、我的超能力，就是所有事情都超出了我的能力。
My superpower is that everything is beyond my ability.
7、都说恋爱中的人会变笨，我这么笨，不恋爱可惜了。
It's said that people in love will become stupid. I'm so stupid. It's a pity not to fall in love.
8、既然万事万物都是有联系的，那你为什么不联系我。
Since everything is connected, why don't you contact me?
9、所有人都关心你累不累，饿不饿。只有我不一样，我不关心你。
Everyone cares whether you are tired or hungry. Only I am different, I don't care about you.
10、其实我有男朋友，就是目前不太稳定，有时候梦不到。
In fact, I have a boyfriend, which is not stable at present, sometimes I can't dream.
11、跟我混吧，有我一口饭吃，就有你一个碗刷。
Hang out with me. If I have a bite to eat, you can brush a bowl.
12、我女朋友做过最让我感动的事，就是为了不打扰我平静的生活，至今还没有出现。
My girlfriend has done the most moving thing for me, that is, not to disturb my peaceful life, which has not yet appeared.
13、别人自拍能当头像，而我只能当表情包。
Other people's self portrait can be the head portrait, but I can only be the expression bag.
14、我用生命保证，今年一定会恋爱，但是用谁的命，我还没有想好。
I use one's life to guarantee that I will fall in love this year, but I haven't figured out whose life to use.
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